The Good News Of Modern Men

Homeless Jesus narrowly escapes the Jews and stumbles into the Gentiles, who graciously offer Him refuge in their hearts. The Son of God, glad to find a place to rest His head, and get out of the rain, accepts. In gratitude for being adopted by the Gentiles, Jesus dyes his hair, shaves his beard, puts in blue contact lenses, scrubs His face and becomes their pastor.

Now He spends His time getting clothing donations for the poor, visiting nursing homes and encouraging people not to condemn themselves, because one day the Sky God is going to beam them all up to the Mother ship.

“Hell,” Jesus said, “everybody knows that Love Wins.”